Sent at 12:47 pm
Hello Dr. [Redacted],
I would like to discuss the topic for my paper, I would like to write about [bullshit], is that acceptable to you? Also I know I’m quite late starting on this but I would realistically not be able to finish by the original deadline so may I have an extension?
With kind regards,
[Redacted]
Sent at 12:48 pm
Hello,
I’m currently out of office until the [date], please refer to this E-mail for important questions.
Kind regards,
Dr. [Redacted]
Draft saved at 1:07 pm
Oh you gotta be fucking kidding me……
Sent at 1:13 pm
Hello Ms. [Redacted],
I was given this E-mail by Dr. Ziesche for important questions.
First I would like to know if [bullshit] is an acceptable topic for this paper and also I need to ask for an extension on the deadline?
With kind regards,
[Redacted]
Sent at 3:25 pm
Dear Ms [Redacted],
The extension should be no issue however I can not approve topics for papers, so you will need to discuss that with Dr. [Redacted].
kind regards,
[Redacted]
Draft saved at 3:32 pm
How are you employed at a university and don’t seem to realize the logical fallacy you just threw up on me? What do you mean contact him? HOW? He’s not here, I do not have a way to contact the fucker, tf do you mean??
Sent at 3:37 pm
Dear Ms. [Redacted],
Alright thank you do you maybe have a way for me to contact Dr. [Redacted] besides his university E-mail.
With kind regards,
[Redacted]
Three days, no response…
Draft saved at 4:15 am:
Hello Ms. [Redacted],
I’m glad you realized the conundrum we find ourselves in you fucking airhead, guess I’ll just write the thing then because what else is there to do.
Thanks for NOTHING!!!!!
With vitriol hatred and certainly no kind regards,
A very pissed off student 🙂
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One year later…
Sent at 9:28 am
Hello Prof. Dr. [Redacted],
I just saw the results for our exam from [this stupid fucking course] and wanted to know when the make up exam is happening. I heard it will be in September but I will be on my semester away starting the 11th so I was hoping I could take it before then.
With kind regards,
[Redacted]
Sent at 9:29 am
Hello,
I am out of office until the 13th of September.
Kind regards,
Prof. Dr. [Redacted]
Draft saved at 9:37 am:
OH YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!
WHY DOES KEEP THIS HAPPENING????? WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE?????
Three weeks later…
Sent at 10:05 am
Hello Ms. [Redacted],
The exam date will only be set when I return in September but you can take the exam again next summer without having to retake the course.
With kind regards
Prof. Dr. [Redacted]
Draft saved at 5:58 pm:
THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I DIDN’T WANT TO DO!!! I WANTED TO FINISH THIS WHOLE MODULE THIS YEAR WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING ABOUT THIS????
Sent at 6:03 pm
Hello Prof. Dr. [Redacted]
I was hoping we could find an alternative but I also do not want to inconvenience you so I will just take the exam next year.
With kind regards,
[Redacted]
Draft saved at 6:04 pm:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK YOU
SINCERELY,
[REDACTED]
Text: Kimmy
Picture: L. Grösel
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